First off, Josh Bard returns to Boston for $1.7 Million dollars, after he hit .202 for Padre's ..
Quick , buy me a ticket to Boston to be a walk on, and give it a shot -- Good for Josh, but are you kidding me? I didn't realize Minor League DDD League paid that kind of money.
Ok for more funnies -- well kind of ....... Manny Ramiriez -- :crazy:Money
Dodgers recinded their offer to Manny of $45 more Million Dollars because Mr. Me wants a long term contract.
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Ok ... Manny is a Millionaire 20 times over if not more -- yeah alot more -- but I'm in a good mood, so I call Manny.
Hey curly locks, you still running out of shampoo? .. Your head looks like a wet mop commercial for Tidy Bowl
Settle down Manny, geeezz what a grouch -- Ok -- Yeah I have a reason why I called you.
I have been hired by Eric Wedge to be his spoke person for negoiations and offer a Contract with you.
Here is the deal, Indians are prepared to offer you a long term 4 year contract, but the catch is, you play for free. Thats right (FREE) -- Hmmmmmm -- Aw shaddup Manny always thinking about yourself.
What can you possible do with $45 Million Dollars, more,? -- buy the Indians? then you could hire yourself.
Now you're catching on Manny -- you're not as dumb as your look , yeah you can DH too.
Then I woke up, in a cold sweat, scared the bejesus out of me -- I need to get out more often
Baseball is truly a funny game from my Dugout.
