You know folks you know your heading for a header, when you go south to escape Indians fluster cluck.
Over the years, I've made jest over players going so bad, I'm sending them to Pocatello Cow Chips, or
DeBeque Horn Swallows and the like -- even Mules Shoes Texas .
But here of late, I see Minor League Teams with unusual names, funny too.
Batavia Muck Dogs -- Vermont Lake Monsters -- State College Spikes --Lowell Spinners --
Quad Cities River Bandits --
Now ain't that sumpthin?

Carmona went south so deep in Arizona -- he applied for food stamps.
